smugglin grapes

When someone has a really bad case of genital wartsand doesn't tell you before you see them naked.

"Man, I was just getting ready to fuck ol' girl before she took her draws off and I saw that bitch was smugglin grapes!"

smugglin grapes by dawgfan94 November 28, 2007

Smuggling grapes 

When you can see a man's testicles through his shorts.

That dude must not be wearing underwear, he's smuggling grapes.

Smuggling grapes by Easymoneyrobber July 5, 2021

smuggling grapes 

When a man is subjected to cold temperatures and his testes shrivel up inside his body like a pre-pubescent boy. It's almost as if he is attempting to purposefully hide his testes from customs.

Man it's so cold out here... My balls are so shriveled, it's like I'm smuggling grapes over here.

smuggling grapes by Parcheeeeeseeee February 12, 2014