Definitions by Parcheeeeeseeee

smuggling grapes 

When a man is subjected to cold temperatures and his testes shrivel up inside his body like a pre-pubescent boy. It's almost as if he is attempting to purposefully hide his testes from customs.

Man it's so cold out here... My balls are so shriveled, it's like I'm smuggling grapes over here.

smuggling grapes by Parcheeeeeseeee February 12, 2014