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when you're so stoned that you can't talk right and somehow you still think you need to smoke more, so you say so, although it comes out as smorkmo instead of smoke more.
1 "Dude I'm baked."
2 "I know me too..."
1 "Hey..."
2 "..yeah?"
1 "Pass me the bong bro, I think we need to smorkmo."
2 "Word."
smorkmo by Troy M. Thomas February 15, 2009
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Sporkmouth 

Sporkmouth. Being born with a white plastic spork in your mouth, the opposite of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth
Guy 1: I say Tarquin, take that silver spoon out of your mouth for a minute and look at those ruffians over there.

Guy 2: Gosh Wills, sporkmouths! Let's get out of here before they see us.

Guy 1: Yes, make haste!
Sporkmouth by lucyloo1979 November 3, 2012
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racial slur directed toward Eskimos. can be used in both an angry and loving way.originates from a misunderstanding of the word s'more.
"your such a smoremo!"

"o, my little smoremo"
smoremo by Kimberlyy September 27, 2007
(n) A smormoo is a noun that can be used as an alternative (less offensive) way to call someone weird or stupid.
it could also be used as a way to describe someone's fool-hardy activities.
Josh, blowing up that school sure was a "smormoo" activity.
Smormoo by gooner4ever May 30, 2023
Means an oxygen stealing smooth brained fuckwit
That Charlie fella is a right sporkmork
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Porkchop Smorkrop 

A descriptor meaning a person or thing which acts silly.
You're such a porkchop smorkrop!
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