smoole

another term for bear jizz

That guy rubed the smoole all over the cafeteria.

by yellowturd January 25, 2016

Smollett

Hiring people to kick your ass so you can make yourself into a fake victim, hoping to become impossible to fire from your job.

You better make sure you cover all your bases if you pull a Smollett, otherwise you'll get found out.

by Blixkrogg February 16, 2019

Smollett

... disambiguation... (see Drama )

To not cover your tracks properly, or to do something purely for the Drama.

"4. Claiming to have experienced negative events that are highly implausible."

Smollett was a TV series 'Empire' actor who staged a false attack on himself, hiring 2 Nigerian brothers, he claimed to be Trump supporters, to hang a noose around his neck and pour gasoline on him for $3500, claiming it was a racist, homophobic attack. Police found out it was a staged attack, and arrested him for making a false report.

You can't be Smolletting yourself in a climate like this.

I hope you got rid of the evidence, otherwise you'll be Smolletted.

She didn't really loose her keys, she's just just Smolletting for the vine.

by realsomejuan February 21, 2019

Smollett

Reporting of a false assault, racial or homophobic hate crime.

Ref: JussieSmollet

“That attack was all a hoax. For ratings! Man, dude pulled an ace Smollett.”

by Ally Ally February 22, 2019

Smollet

Smollet (noun); an elaborate hoax performed in order to falsely claim the role of a victim.

“he claimed to have been abused, but actually he was just pulling a Smollet.”

by ZeAlchemist February 19, 2019

Smoove Lemons

Smoove Lemons (not to be confused with "Smooth Lemons") is a term of consent or acceptance of a generally chill or appealing situation.

"Hey Charlie would you be okay with me borrowing your cradit card this weekend?"

"Smoove Lemons man, whatever you need."

by turtlecream98 April 8, 2015

Smollett

A person who lies a lot AND OR A long-term liar

He has lied so long, & so much, about so much stuff; that person is like no-one else since 'Smollett'
'such a hairy Lemon is Smollett'

by ozelement February 21, 2019