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smoking weed 

Usually happens before/during Getting High.
Can be smoked in forms of Joints, blunts, spliffs, hot knives, or from bowls coming out of pipes, bongs or vaporizors.

dude 1: I want to be smoking weed by 4:20 today.
dude 2: Why 4:20?
dude 1: ... I dunno somethign to do.
dude 1: cool, im down fersure
smoking weed by G-phresh June 20, 2006
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The Rules of Smoking Weed 

The unwritten street rules of smoking weed in groups or circles, usually broken by rookie smokers. Without these, it would be anarchy. Does not apply if you are smoking something to your face. These rules are not in any specific order.

- Rollers Rights are always in effect
- The person who purchased or chips in the most money for the weed always gets to roll
- You cannot complain about the weed being bush if you did not chip any money in to buy it
- Calling out deuce before the joint is rolled up results in getting bitch place (last in line)
- If smoking a blunt, no one is allowed to back down
- If smoking a blunt, no one is allowed to take baby-tokes
- Rookies acting paranoid will result in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Dropping the the blunt or spliff results in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Not "ringing" a canoeing blunt with saliva to fix it results in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Always smoke it down to the last toke
- What happens in the smoking circle stays in the smoking circle (unless it was way too funny)
*Rookie drops the blunt, gets punched by everybody*
Rookie: Why?!?!?!?!
Me: Don't you know The Rules of Smoking Weed? Don't ever drop the blunt!

Super Mario Smoking Weed The Movie 

A 2013 masterpiece uploaded to Youtube where Mario begins by smoking a fat blunt while standing at an angle, staring at the camera, while the song "Get High" plays at the intro, with Mario's face slightly twitching all the time.

Mario does this for 30 minutes and 12 seconds.
super mario smoking weed the movie lyrics: i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high oh i get high on your memories high on your memories high on your memories

stop smoking weed 

guys if u r coughing like amelia u need to stop smokin
amelia: cough
me:STOP SMOKING WEED

The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed 

You think he won't get near your weed? Oh he will. He will get near your weed. And then it's all over. This man isn't afraid to smoke your weed without you. So be friendly, let the man get in on your blunt or bowl pack. He'll def return the favor with you eventually. Trust me.
Random stoner: "Hey killer you look way too sober. Get in on this bacon wrapped blunt homie"
The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed: "Bacon wrapped? I'ma have to try not to eat this bitch."

Smoking da weeds

To smoke weed
I was out with my friends, smoking da weeds.
Smoking da weeds by Koolkat115 February 2, 2020
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