smokeghost 

Someone or something real or super natural. Also prefers to stay anonymous outside of a tight group and carries operator like methods. Is also the definition of UwU and can't show it's appearance due to the high probability of causing a global climax to take place.

Friend: I don't think you should never go out.
Him: Why?
Friend: Cause your a SmokeGhost.......

smokeghost by Zen Garden April 9, 2020

smokeahontas 

A drug fiending ho who is constantly asking someone to load or pass the pipe, usually crystal meth.

Skank: Hey Bill, can I hit the pipe again, I'm not high yet.
Bill: Relax smokeahontas, let the other skanks hit the pipe too.

smokeahontas by TuckerLipsin March 16, 2015

Smokeahontes 

Legendary smoke hero. Highly reguarded for her ability to "blow clouds". She is rumored to show up with a fat sack when you are scraping your neck or getting ready to to start carpet sharkin for shards

Shit smokeahontes that ain't a cloud , it's a fog bank!!

Smokeahontes by MaXPuFZ August 12, 2016

Smokegoat 

Similar to a scapegoat, a smokegoat is someone who you can blame your cigarette smell on. A good smokegoat is someone you kick it with frequently who is known to smoke like a chimney and is well-known by your significant other or parents.

I smoked half a pack tonight, so I better have a good smokegoat in mind for when my girl asks about the smell.

Smokegoat by BK619 March 18, 2010