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smokey bloke 

Ay shoot that fucking smokey bloke thats using his bitch ass dmr!
smokey bloke by bigtrn January 8, 2021

SMOKE BLOCKER 

someone who buys smokes for a hot ass female so that she won't have show her tits or any other part of her anatomy for smokes anymore
Daddy (smoke blocker) bought these for you so that you don't have to be objectified by those guys anymore.
SMOKE BLOCKER by ihitthat2 July 31, 2009

sroke the bloke 

Male Masturbation also see: flog the bishop,spank the monkey,choke the chicken,wax the carrot,grease the dolphin,groom the shnauser,slap the sausage,whip the weasel,bang the fungus,smack the soldier,tame the cobra,lube the lever and of course release the hound.
After school billy loved to stroke the bloke.

bloke smoker 

1. The verb: to bloke smoke - to give oral sex to a man
2. A bloke smoker - someone who gives oral sex to a man
"I saw him smoking a bloke last night, fucking bloke smoker"
bloke smoker by Ewan Slater March 23, 2007

smokey balokey 

used both as an adjective and/or noun, this term signifies the action of, or the participant in smoking marijuana.
"You man, look at smokey balokey over there, he is messed up."
"Brah, you wanna get all smokey balokey tonight?"
smokey balokey by Smokey Balokey2 February 16, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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