smoke-broke 

to not have any extra cigarrettes for you mooching friends
or to not have any cigs but you're jonesing for one.

Dude 1: Can I get a cig from you man?
Dude 2: Sorry man, Im smoke-broke. Try getting a job and
buying your own.

Dude1: Dude2, Im smoke-broke, man. Can I grab a smoke?
Dude2: Um...sure, but first you must dance. It will please
me....

smoke-broke by Jude6666 April 28, 2008

smoke me broke

Smoke all someone's weed

Mandi: hey are you still fucking that dude?
Chelsea: No I had to ditch him - he was trying to smoke me broke

smoke me broke by ilovelamp2 April 24, 2015

smoke broker 

Your friend who always has a smoke you can bum when you're fiending for a drag, but you got nothin for puffin.

"Hey Carl man, can I bum a smoke?"
"This is my last one, dude. Go ask Jake, he's the smoke broker around here."

smoke broker by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

smoke bloke 

A person of biological sex female successfully passing as male.

Did you see that smoke bloke at McDonalds earlier?
No way she had a... you know... wee wee?
Oh yeah.

smoke bloke by dcll July 18, 2017

Smoke 'n Boke 

A term used by someone obviously still under the influence from the night before who wants to smoke immediately after waking up.

Similar to Wake and Bake, only the user is already destroyed from prior engagments.

Expression is almost always yelled.

Dude 1: "Yo! Last night was nuts...*yawn*"
Dude 2: "SMOKE 'N BOKE!!"
{Sound of Lighter Sparking}

Smoke 'n Boke by Ev B. April 8, 2008

smokey bloke 

A pussy ass bitch that uses the DMR-14 in Call of Duty Warzone.

Ay shoot that fucking smokey bloke thats using his bitch ass dmr!

smokey bloke by bigtrn January 8, 2021

sroke the bloke 

Male Masturbation also see: flog the bishop,spank the monkey,choke the chicken,wax the carrot,grease the dolphin,groom the shnauser,slap the sausage,whip the weasel,bang the fungus,smack the soldier,tame the cobra,lube the lever and of course release the hound.

After school billy loved to stroke the bloke.

sroke the bloke by oogalie boogalie April 24, 2003