Smithson Valley High School 

Where tobacco chewing, big truck driving, boot wearing, cow raising hicks go to school.

See those kids in this cowboy hats with dip rings on there jeans pocket... yea they go to Smithson Valley High School.

Smithson Valley High School by reagan goer December 29, 2010

smithson valley high school 

this school is full of sexist ass homophobic ass jesus is lord ass trump dick sucking hicks. the teachers have a weird obsession with shoulders so kids constantly get sent out of class cause their shoulders are distracting. it's actually called stoner valley because you're either a stoner or someone who pretends they're a stoner. there are the dumb fortnite boys who make rape jokes and say "no homo" every 4 seconds. there are the basic bitches that all look the same and are probably trying to be insta famous. there are the emo kids who lowkey looks like they will kill u and they're all gay. there are about 4 normal Gay people in the whole school. almost everyone is white, leaving us kids of color w so many hilarious racist comments to deal with. obviously, we are super DIVERSE and EXCEPTING. nobody learns shit cause everyone is stupid including the teachers who really want guns in their classrooms for some reason? everyone goes to football games even tho they literally have no clue whats going on bc its a great time for kids to fuck around on bleachers which is gOaLs . moral of the story , welcome to smithson valley highschool freshman:)!!!!!!!!

person 1: yo why did u get suspended from Smithson valley high school?

person 2: I'm an atheist.

smithson valley high school by local lookout lesbian July 30, 2018

smithson valley high school 

this school is very underrated. the pee club is immaculate. i would highly recommend joining if you have a brain. ❤️

smithson valley high school is the best school to pee on

smithson valley high school by starbuckslover22 September 11, 2020

Smithson Valley High School 

SVHS is a school full of gay ass niggas. You cant even walk the hallways or learn in peace. We have some terrible ass teachers who would rather teach kids about gay midget furry interspecies anal sex than the actual curriculum. If you have the option to go to Smithson Valley or to Canyon Lake, go to Canyon Lake and die of a meth overdose.

Principal: Hey did you finally find the kids who are stealing the toilets?
Mr.Bell: Nope but I found a couple of queers in A-wing using anal beads and butt plugs.
Principal: Well this is Smithson Valley High School so....

Smithson Valley High School by BillyBobButtfuck November 14, 2021

smithson valley high school (texas) 

a boring ass school full of fags

fag 1: what school ya go to blood
fag 2: smithson valley high school in texas full of boring ass busters who ride cowboy dick all day
fag 1: word? I heard everyone is on substances, that's why everybody is so boring
fag 2: I know that lame Jesus hates smithson valley high school (texas)

smithson valley high school (texas) by drakesmom February 23, 2014