Smithson Valley High School
See those kids in this cowboy hats with dip rings on there jeans pocket... yea they go to Smithson Valley High School.
Smithson Valley High School by reagan goer December 29, 2010
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smithson valley high school
this school is full of sexist ass homophobic ass jesus is lord ass trump dick sucking hicks. the teachers have a weird obsession with shoulders so kids constantly get sent out of class cause their shoulders are distracting. it's actually called stoner valley because you're either a stoner or someone who pretends they're a stoner. there are the dumb fortnite boys who make rape jokes and say "no homo" every 4 seconds. there are the basic bitches that all look the same and are probably trying to be insta famous. there are the emo kids who lowkey looks like they will kill u and they're all gay. there are about 4 normal Gay people in the whole school. almost everyone is white, leaving us kids of color w so many hilarious racist comments to deal with. obviously, we are super DIVERSE and EXCEPTING. nobody learns shit cause everyone is stupid including the teachers who really want guns in their classrooms for some reason? everyone goes to football games even tho they literally have no clue whats going on bc its a great time for kids to fuck around on bleachers which is gOaLs . moral of the story , welcome to smithson valley highschool freshman:)!!!!!!!!
smithson valley high school by local lookout lesbian July 30, 2018
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this school is very underrated. the pee club is immaculate. i would highly recommend joining if you have a brain. ❤️
smithson valley high school by starbuckslover22 September 11, 2020
Smithson Valley High School
SVHS is a school full of gay ass niggas. You cant even walk the hallways or learn in peace. We have some terrible ass teachers who would rather teach kids about gay midget furry interspecies anal sex than the actual curriculum. If you have the option to go to Smithson Valley or to Canyon Lake, go to Canyon Lake and die of a meth overdose.
Principal: Hey did you finally find the kids who are stealing the toilets?
Mr.Bell: Nope but I found a couple of queers in A-wing using anal beads and butt plugs.
Principal: Well this is Smithson Valley High School so....
Mr.Bell: Nope but I found a couple of queers in A-wing using anal beads and butt plugs.
Principal: Well this is Smithson Valley High School so....
Smithson Valley High School by BillyBobButtfuck November 14, 2021
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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