Smithson
A Smithson (Smit or Smitty for short) is a joint rolled partially with weed and partially with dried tea leaves (preferably peppermint). Smithsons are known for their cool and relaxing hits.
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Smithson Valley High School
See those kids in this cowboy hats with dip rings on there jeans pocket... yea they go to Smithson Valley High School.
Smithson Valley High School by reagan goer December 29, 2010
smithson valley middle school
Smithson valley middle school is the middle school equivalent of used tape. Practically scum of the earth, although we are a very diverse community. We have the classic hangover bunch who are never actually drunk but somehow hungover anyways, we have the stoner kids (enough said) the fake stoner kids who don't even smoke weed but everyone seems to think they do. We have the confederate generals, who pick on the gay group at school and yell about trumps p**** Incident all day (this also includes the majority of the teachers) and lastly we have the rest who truly could not give a single fu•k about anything.
smithson valley middle school by Jmd.roast January 24, 2017
Smithson valley middle school
Smithson valley middle school is where academics is the least of our worries because of the stoners,the drunken hillbillys,the ugly as hoes,and the party lovin people
Smithson valley middle school by Selen.roast.toast-inc. August 24, 2017
smithson valley high school
this school is full of sexist ass homophobic ass jesus is lord ass trump dick sucking hicks. the teachers have a weird obsession with shoulders so kids constantly get sent out of class cause their shoulders are distracting. it's actually called stoner valley because you're either a stoner or someone who pretends they're a stoner. there are the dumb fortnite boys who make rape jokes and say "no homo" every 4 seconds. there are the basic bitches that all look the same and are probably trying to be insta famous. there are the emo kids who lowkey looks like they will kill u and they're all gay. there are about 4 normal Gay people in the whole school. almost everyone is white, leaving us kids of color w so many hilarious racist comments to deal with. obviously, we are super DIVERSE and EXCEPTING. nobody learns shit cause everyone is stupid including the teachers who really want guns in their classrooms for some reason? everyone goes to football games even tho they literally have no clue whats going on bc its a great time for kids to fuck around on bleachers which is gOaLs . moral of the story , welcome to smithson valley highschool freshman:)!!!!!!!!
smithson valley high school by local lookout lesbian July 30, 2018
smithson valley high school
this school is very underrated. the pee club is immaculate. i would highly recommend joining if you have a brain. ❤️
smithson valley high school by starbuckslover22 September 11, 2020
Smithson Valley High School
SVHS is a school full of gay ass niggas. You cant even walk the hallways or learn in peace. We have some terrible ass teachers who would rather teach kids about gay midget furry interspecies anal sex than the actual curriculum. If you have the option to go to Smithson Valley or to Canyon Lake, go to Canyon Lake and die of a meth overdose.
Principal: Hey did you finally find the kids who are stealing the toilets?
Mr.Bell: Nope but I found a couple of queers in A-wing using anal beads and butt plugs.
Principal: Well this is Smithson Valley High School so....
Mr.Bell: Nope but I found a couple of queers in A-wing using anal beads and butt plugs.
Principal: Well this is Smithson Valley High School so....
Smithson Valley High School by BillyBobButtfuck November 14, 2021
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