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A sexual satisfied females lady parts.

Look at that smiling pussy, she has been properly satisfied!

smiling pussy by The eggplant August 4, 2017

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Pussy Sailing

a term that means looking for girls/pussies.
looking for wiling girls to have sex.

"Man, It's been a rough week."
"Yes, we should go pussy sailing."
"Indeed"

Pussy Sailing by De Jay Hemmingston January 18, 2010

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Pussy Sailing

The act of "sailing" many female genitalia's in the width of one cruise. To have sexual relations with many woman in one sitting

Andrew: Dude, Broken told me the other day that he was going pussy sailing for some ass and I laughed hysterically.

Sandy: Broken can't go pussy sailing, hes missing the sail.

Andrew: that is not all he is missing.

Pussy Sailing by Druidbegone December 18, 2009

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pussy sailing

when lads go out in their car's looking for some pussy

"Got my car fixed earlier mate, fancy going pussy sailing tonight?"
"Yeah! Pick me up, and we'll go!

pussy sailing by pussysailer April 4, 2011

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pussy sailing

The act of tying a very loose woman to the mast of a ship and pulling her lips apart in order to catch wind

we went pussy sailing with Bianca last weekend and we went faster than my buddys speedboat.

pussy sailing by jeffery r. sutherfizzle March 15, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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