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Smelly Kelly 

A species of easily-amused persons named Kelly that reside in Manhattan, Illinois, but freqently migrate to both Champaign and Chicago. Can usually be found purchasing Hello-Kitty related items, leaving various important items at Omie's dorm, and listening to emo music. Like all humans, they can potentially smell bad if they avoid bathing for long periods of time.
I'm going to see Flogging Molly with Smelly Kelly next Wednesday.
Smelly Kelly by Pantsakins February 21, 2005

Smelly Kelly 

The phrase smelly Kelly is a well known insult used when referring to Kelly Jordan who is the wife/caretaker of Richard Samuel Jordan (WingsOfRedemption). It is just one of the many phrases coined when referring to Kelly and the most popular one. Kelly earned this nickname from obviously being smelly, not only that, but Kelly has a huge issue with farting in her sleep. According to Richard it’s so bad that “ Kelly let’s talk farts like a machine gun under the blankets and is not a very pleasant smell.” .
“ at least they’re not calling me smelly Kelly no more.”

“ can you guys come up with a better nickname and smelly Kelly?”
“ mawds ban anyone in chat saying smelly Kelly, thanks in advance!”
Smelly Kelly by UncleTomDaJigga July 30, 2025

Smelly R-Kelly 

When you defecate on a woman’s face, and amidst the confusion proceed to pop her jaw open with a right hook, and urninate down her esophagus.
“I gave that bitch a smelly r-Kelly, and watched her vomit”
Smelly R-Kelly by Doinkahanahue January 25, 2018

Smelly Kellybean 

Someone who smells rancid, who very rarely takes a bath/shower and everyone avoids
Omg dude what's that smelly kellybean?! That's vile!
Smelly Kellybean by ToadiePie August 1, 2014

Smelley Kelley 

A Smelley Kelley, is someone who frequently stinks, and lacks a total "non-neaderthal" sense of hygeine without any sign of acknowledgement. A Smelley Kelley can be a male or female. Symptoms of being a smelley kelley: gross shit on teeth, and a smelly crouch. Smelley Kelleys oftenly are broke, and like shitty music like, Nickleback.
Anthony, that ginger, is a Smelley Kelley. I stayed with him all weekend. He never once brushed his teeth, or even had a toothbrush.

smellybellytv 

a family youtube channel that goes through a fun day/days! they are so nice and fun so go check out their channel <3
me: "I LOVE SMELLYBELLY OMG!"
friend: "thats a weird name ew"
me: *shows them one of smellybellytv's videos*
friend: "thanks for showing me their channel! i love them! ima go subscribe, comment, share, and like so they get more hype!"
smellybellytv by cgdsacts October 29, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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