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Smells like shit 

Used to describe a very bad thing, usually, but not always, involving a vile smell.

Also an all encompassing insult
1. Dude, what's wrong with you? Your breath smells like shit!
2. Hey Graham, your face smells like shit!
3. She cheated on her boyfriend? That situation smells like shit to me...
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Weed Smells Like Shit

when you get pulled over for having weed in your car and as the cop asks if he smells weed, shit yourself.
"sir do i smell weed?" *shits himself* "no officer, you do not"

Thats the story of how the Weed Smells Like Shit was made
Weed Smells Like Shit by Pogoxman January 1, 2021

Smells like Godzilla took a Shit! 

1.) A term describing something or someplace smelling so horrible, it permeates throughout the area(s) of the place.

2.) Something smelling really really bad.

3.) Unpleasant smells that are impossible to escape.

4.) Something that smells poopy or eggy like ass, fart, or human waste.
1.) "My uncle's cow farm filled the air with cow waste, it was if Godzilla took a shit."

2.) "The smelly men's restroom smelt like Godzilla took a shit!"

3.) "JEEZ THIS PLACES STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN! SMELLS LIKE GODZILLA TOOK A SHIT!"

4.) "Damn man! Somebody dropped a stink bomb in our school hallway. Smells like Godzilla took a shit or whatever the hell it is!"

5.) "CLEAN THAT DAMN KITTY LITTERBOX! IT SMELLS LIKE GODZILLA TOOK A SHIT!"

6.) "The dirty kitchen full of funky garbage and dirty dishes and uneaten foods along with the scraps smelt like Godzilla took a shit."

7.) "Dude! Those tacos you ate are so bad, by the time you use the bathroom it's gonna smell like Godzilla taking a shit!"

8.) "The dirty car smelt like Godzilla taking a shit!"

Smell like Shit

Its something or someone who smells like poo
You smell like shit you hairy nugget
Smell like Shit by Welobo August 25, 2019

like smell on shit 

An expression describing how close one thing or person is to another or how inseparable something is to another.
I will be like smell on shit, you will not be able to get rid of me.
like smell on shit by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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