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smells like ass 

1. Expression used when something smells unpleasant.

2. Expression used when something smells great.

3. "Smells Like A.S.S." - a new perfume lineup by Julia C.
(1) "This bubblegum smells like ass!"

(2) "Hey you smell really good; you smell like ass" "Yeah...I know"
smells like ass by B/P/A February 26, 2011

Did you just fart? Eww it smells like ass....

When you cant hold it in anymore, and you just let it out. Maybe blame it on the rather short guy or the tallest guy
Did you just fart? Eww it smells like ass.... Why are you blaming it on me I did not fart you dumbass!

Smells like monkey ass 

Something is odorous like an animal bottom.
Damn Bruto, since you cooked chili it smells like monkey ass in here!!!

smells like cow ass 

A childlike and less offensive way of suggesting that something might be bullshit.
Oh Dad, that totally smells like cow ass!

smells like foot & ass 

Dude, you smell like foot & ass. Take a damn shower!

smells like the ass of an ass 

used to explain a horrible smell surpassing the smell of Dane cook's ass
dude:bro macy threw up!

bro:i know dude it smells like the ass of an ass
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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