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like smell on shit 

An expression describing how close one thing or person is to another or how inseparable something is to another.
I will be like smell on shit, you will not be able to get rid of me.
like smell on shit by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

Smells like shit 

Used to describe a very bad thing, usually, but not always, involving a vile smell.

Also an all encompassing insult
1. Dude, what's wrong with you? Your breath smells like shit!
2. Hey Graham, your face smells like shit!
3. She cheated on her boyfriend? That situation smells like shit to me...

Weed Smells Like Shit

when you get pulled over for having weed in your car and as the cop asks if he smells weed, shit yourself.
"sir do i smell weed?" *shits himself* "no officer, you do not"

Thats the story of how the Weed Smells Like Shit was made
Weed Smells Like Shit by Pogoxman January 1, 2021

Smells like Godzilla took a Shit! 

1.) A term describing something or someplace smelling so horrible, it permeates throughout the area(s) of the place.

2.) Something smelling really really bad.

3.) Unpleasant smells that are impossible to escape.

4.) Something that smells poopy or eggy like ass, fart, or human waste.
1.) "My uncle's cow farm filled the air with cow waste, it was if Godzilla took a shit."

2.) "The smelly men's restroom smelt like Godzilla took a shit!"

3.) "JEEZ THIS PLACES STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN! SMELLS LIKE GODZILLA TOOK A SHIT!"

4.) "Damn man! Somebody dropped a stink bomb in our school hallway. Smells like Godzilla took a shit or whatever the hell it is!"

5.) "CLEAN THAT DAMN KITTY LITTERBOX! IT SMELLS LIKE GODZILLA TOOK A SHIT!"

6.) "The dirty kitchen full of funky garbage and dirty dishes and uneaten foods along with the scraps smelt like Godzilla took a shit."

7.) "Dude! Those tacos you ate are so bad, by the time you use the bathroom it's gonna smell like Godzilla taking a shit!"

8.) "The dirty car smelt like Godzilla taking a shit!"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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