smeggypoo

Smeggypoo a tattood and peirced guy that is most notably known for increasing shoplifting figures by 20% in the year 2005 also known for stealing many licence plates within the oxon area during the three year war.The name Smeggypoo has been stuck to this poor fellow since the summer of 98 when his cousin changed his nickname from egghead to smeghead. Smeggypoo is a keen gamer and on searching the name on google you may see many entries under IGUK, Hunterlan, Youtube and myspace all being places smeggypoo hangs out. Smeg is a term derived from dick cheese and poo is another word for human excriment. so in total smeggypoo is actually dickcheeseshit. Smeggypoo is now a civil servant within the oxfordshire area providing many usful services to his local community. although the legend of smeggypoo will die of the name will always belong to him.

N00b :Wanna play some WiC
Smeggypoo : Nah ill own your ass

smeggypoo by Thomas Gregory November 14, 2007

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smeggpot

Some asshole who likes to think he's funny, when really he's not. Smeggpot says a lot of cunty things, but always has a fuckin smug ass smile on his face.

"That guy said I look like an asian who got hit in the face with a shovel, what a Smeggpot" - Neon

smeggpot by Johnson Fitzinyu January 27, 2014

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smeggypoo • Sheggyphobic • sluggypoo • smeggpot

sluggypoo

it looks like a little snail...with no shell. he's a cutie who's always smiling - just plodding along, sucking on lettuce and climbing walls.

there was a sluggypoo in my back garden this morning...

sluggypoo by emma October 19, 2003

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Sheggyphobic

You hate sheggy

Your Sheggyphobic

Sheggyphobic by UsingMyRealName4k September 28, 2021

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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