smecks 

An increasingly common word denoting any kind of sexual act. Presumably born from a rather lazy attempt to constitute a somewhat censored version of the regular s-word. Similar to the background of words such as jeebus or fawk.

Care to join me in the closet for some hot smecks?

smecks by the Kyuu May 24, 2005

Smecks 

The act of gently smacking someone's face in a way of deterring unwanted amorous attempts against one's person.

"She'll smecks anybody who tries to touch her boob."

Smecks by gentlestorm November 7, 2011

Smecks 

Is used to bypass the word "sex" on the gaming platform ROBLOX.

Person 1: HEY, FUNKER. OVER THERE B II CH!
Person 2: What? ._.
Person 1: YOU HAVE SMECKS WITH YOUR DAD DONT YOU, MOTHAFUNCER?!?!
Person 2: I'm sorry what-

Smecks by LaaLaaLoopsy123 April 7, 2022

Smeckledorfed 

To be fooled/taken advantage of

Friend:Hey did you see the Maroon 5 performance at Superbowl LIII?
Me: Yeah they promised 'Sweet Victory' from Spongebob. We've been Smeckledorfed!!

Smeckledorfed by JaquesStrappe February 3, 2019

smeckledorf 

As described by spongebob squarepants, to smeckledorf is to con someone in a way that isn't obvious until later. (Whether or not the conning turns out to not be the case isn't necessary.

I don't have a good record with health inspectors, not since the last one. To be fair, I didn't know if he was trying to smeckledorf me or not.

smeckledorf by Intelligence001 August 9, 2017

Smeckledorfed 

Being Tricked By A Fake Health Inspector Who Wants Free Food.

We Have Been Smeckledorfed

Smeckledorfed by AnthonyLilLudes September 4, 2020

Smeckledorfed 

Verb: The feeling that you get when you watch Superbowl halftime show and they play Sweet Victory for 5 seconds and switch to Travis Scott.

The NFL just Smeckledorfed us.

Smeckledorfed by usparrow1 February 3, 2019