smeaton

Another name for vaginal smegma.

Female equivalent of knob cheese.

"Wash your snatch. I ain't eatin' no smeaton!"

by CynicalJester68 May 01, 2016

Smeaton

Smeaton is a town near Creswick. It has a mill (closed), a milkbar (closed), a primary school (closed), and a pub.

Don't go to Smeaton, it's a ghost town.

by registradus December 23, 2014

Smeaton

To cock block someone in the process of trying to wingman them

I was nearly in with that girl but my mate totally pulled a smeaton

by Gdsafdben April 01, 2019

John Smeaton

John Smeaton - Hero For Our Time, the man who saved Glasgow Airport from a terrorist attack on 30/6/07.

“This is Glasgow, and we’ll no accept this. You try this and we’ll set about ye!!!” John Smeaton 30/06/07.
John Smeaton once ate an after eight at ” hauf seven ” !
John Smeaton can unscramble a scrambled egg!
When Smeaton peels an onion, the onion greets.
Giraffes were created when John Smeaton hit a horse with an uppercut.

by Gash & Scobie ,Ayr July 03, 2007

Ben Smeaton

Small, gay and likes a twin

That N word is a Ben Smeaton

by Mr Nigeria May 07, 2019

do a smeaton

To rugby tackle someone to protect others

e.g John Smeaton tackling terrorists at Glasgow Airport

If that guy doesnt stop hassling those girls i'm going to do a smeaton on his ass...

by HBK Rules October 30, 2007

Ben Smeaton the 2nd

Pushes trolleys around the street as an old man watches... and gives him money... the best money of his life

You see that white haired guy pushing a trolley there he is Ben Smeaton the 2nd

by Hey I have eye and nose ligma May 08, 2019