Definitions by DanDare

smeagol 

1. (noun) A twisted, anorexic creature that desires one thing alone: the One Ring.

2. (verb) To be obsessively selfish or possessive over an object or person.

1. Smeagol WANTS IT!!

2. Dude, stop smeagoling my woman.

smeagol by DanDare September 4, 2003