Smarmalade
Skip served up his tired antics to the ladies with a heaping spoonful of smarmalade, in hopes that they would fall for him.
Smarmalade by Slackie Onassis September 7, 2007
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smarmalade
smarmalade by CornFlakes N. Mihul May 8, 2013
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marmalade sandwich
1. Sleeping with a blond followed by a redhead, followed by another blond.
2. Sleeping with 2 blonds and a redhead at the same time.
3. Referring to three people, two of which are blond and one of which is a redhead.
4. Two slices of white bread with some marmalade in between.
2. Sleeping with 2 blonds and a redhead at the same time.
3. Referring to three people, two of which are blond and one of which is a redhead.
4. Two slices of white bread with some marmalade in between.
1: "Would you rather do Jenna, Faye or Pamela?" "Pssh...Why choose? I'll take the whole marmalade sandwich"
2: "Want a PB and J?" "No, I'm good with a marmalade sandwich."
2: "Want a PB and J?" "No, I'm good with a marmalade sandwich."
marmalade sandwich by village September 24, 2013
Jew Marmalade
When a man nearing their climax when engaging in sexual intercourse, then proceeds to ejaculate on the top rear section of the women's head resembling a yarmulke/kippah.
Jew Marmalade by Steve Mazzagatti October 16, 2008
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Tits marmalade by Mandingo's Rage August 30, 2013
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Spicy Marmalade by Michiru-Chan April 20, 2008
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