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A general insult. It is commonly used after another insult.
Your such a gypsy smare!
GTFO, gay fuck smare.
smare by Philipwns May 4, 2011
Related Words
smare smareeka Smared smarest smaret Smareth smaretin scarecrow Scared scare
Guy 1: Do you have balls?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 3: Smare bro... Smare.
Smare by FortniteMare September 20, 2020
an intentional misspelling of smart, in order to portray the term in a sarcastic way. best used in a reference to someone's inability to spell.
bill: dude, i totally had sex with that girl last night, and didn't use a condum.

ted: that wasn't too smare.
smare by MxRacerCam November 1, 2008

Scared Skinny 

To have dieted to the point of being unattractive, but ironically the dieter in question was only dieting to look MORE attractive.

To look like one has an eating disorder.

Beyond skinny-fat, this person is scared skinny, so as not to endure the pain of being labeled fat, lazy or repulsive, this person has went to extremes to reach an unattractively low weight that is neither healthy, sustainable or sexy in any way.
Example 1

DUDE #1: Did you see the chick that just walked by, she was hot!

DUDE #2: Are you kidding? She looked scared skinny.

DUDE #1: Oh that's right, you like your women bootylicious.

DUDE #2: And you like your women anorexic. Be a real man bro and learn how to handle a real woman!

Example 2

Award-winning playwright and author Mary Dimino claims to have been "Scared Skinny" in her New York International Fringe solo show and best selling book.
Scared Skinny by PacePPR April 16, 2013

need a diaper scared

This is an experience so frightening that you will soil yourself and need a diaper!
If that chute fails on you soldier you will be need a diaper scared!

scare burp 

Ssundee: Crainer what was that noise
Crainer: A scare burp!
scare burp by NyanSword October 14, 2015