A language spoken by the popular actor Sylvester Stallone. Often is accompanied with subtitles on TV, but is mostly just a series of low rumbly noises that originate in the throat, and are propelled by the contraction of the esophagus. This language was recognized by the masses when the first "Rambo" movie premiered, causing audiences worldwide to say: "that guy's got some major steeze."
Pronounced (sta-(like Stab)-low-knees) with the Emphasis on Sta.
"That man speaks with a major stallonese accent!"
"whatever, I'm funna kick his ass."
"Bad call dude, that's Stallone himself."
"I can take him."
10 Minutes pass
"Ow. He broke my legs and then yelled at me in Stallonese for like nine minutes!"
"I told you, that man's Stallonese is perfect!"
Nah u ain't loading that shit in my bubble, save that wap for later..this shit right here, rocky, all Stallones, naint been cut, shit u got, stool softener cut 100, that why bathroom been no vacancy with yo bubbly gut
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"