When the small gay meets a gay person, he sends off his small gay energy. After receiving small gay energy, the gay person will be more likely to transform in a straight person.
Gay: Hey friend!
Small gay: Hey there. (sending small gay energy)
Straight (formerly gay): WTF I'm not gay anymore.
A short sleeve "polo" style shirt, typically too small in size for the intended wearer. Some characteristics include the belly button showing. If it is a t-shirt, it will typically depict Mickey Mouse.
When selecting a toilet to use, it is man rule not to use the middlestall and respect your fellow shitter's space. Violation of this rule, especially when other stalls are available, means you love the cock.
Guy #1: Dude, that chinese buffet went right through me. I gotta drop off the kids.
Guy #2: Looks like you're gonna have to wait. The end toilets are taken and all that's left is the gay stall.
Guy #1: FUCK THAT! I'll sneak into the ladies' room.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.