When the small gay meets a gay person, he sends off his small gay energy. After receiving small gay energy, the gay person will be more likely to transform in a straight person.
Gay: Hey friend!
Small gay: Hey there. (sending small gay energy)
Straight (formerly gay): WTF I'm not gay anymore.
A short sleeve "polo" style shirt, typically too small in size for the intended wearer. Some characteristics include the belly button showing. If it is a t-shirt, it will typically depict Mickey Mouse.
When selecting a toilet to use, it is man rule not to use the middle stall and respect your fellow shitter's space. Violation of this rule, especially when other stalls are available, means you love the cock.
Guy #1: Dude, that chinese buffet went right through me. I gotta drop off the kids.
Guy #2: Looks like you're gonna have to wait. The end toilets are taken and all that's left is the gay stall.
Guy #1: FUCK THAT! I'll sneak into the ladies' room.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!