smalcohol 

Smells like alcohol

You smalcohol.

smalcohol by JulieMB November 25, 2021

smackhole 

Any location that is dirty, skanky, run down, disease ridden, full of junk, or characterised by the state of a heroin addict's flat.

"I'm no goin' back to the Raploch, that place is a fuckin' Smackhole."

smackhole by Drewbud315 May 18, 2007

smelcohol 

intoxicatingly good smell, such as perfume or cologne.

My girlfriend just bought me some hardcore smelcohol.

I just farted man, you better get some smelcohol up here and quick!

smelcohol by tmarv October 19, 2009

Malcohol 

A term used to describe alcohol that has been stolen usually by people of Jewish origin and/or have a name starting with Malcolm.

Where did he get all that malcohol from?

Malcohol by jdogg999 April 5, 2009

Sparcohol 

Cheap wine bought in the local Spar or equivalent corner shop. Usually a last minute purchase when you're too lazy to travel further afield.

Hmm this Sparcohol isn't too bad at all. I was sure it was going to taste like cat wee.

Sparcohol by trontsephore February 8, 2010

Saltoholic 

a salt addict that likes the taste of salt a little too much to the point where they just addictively eat grains of salt by themselves or simply put too much of it on their meals

Do you really need an example? The definition I wrote is pretty self-explanatory, in my opinion. Well, perhaps my explanation wasn't that clear. Throughout my entire life, I've been told that my explanation skills were inadequate and incomprehensible so I wouldn't be surprised if this is the case here. If this definition still perplexes you then I severely apologize for the inconvenience put I really do not know how to elaborate further on this subject. I've tried my best, I swear.

Saltoholic

Saltoholic by nitions and you want to use yo December 10, 2021

Malcoholic 

One who becomes abusive, and/or into fights, or arguments when drunk. See: Mean Drunk.

"Barbie, you should hold off on those Jagbombs unless you want a ton of drama. That Ken is a TOTAL malcoholic," warned Midge.

Malcoholic by jameser612 July 10, 2010