slurpulent

adjective form of the verb slurp; gratitously patronizing and frivilous
That is the most slurpulent little bastard I have ever seen; sucking up to the boss again.
by Chuck September 24, 2003
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slurpulation sensation

I was having a slurpulation sensation when I finished my man-ritual.
by DeezBiglo May 10, 2016
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