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a slozer is a lazy slut. she/he will engage in the act of sexual intercourse multiple in one week but then take a months or so time of break. therefore, a slozer only engages in sexual intercourse with the sugar dadies. the lazy slut will still as much cash as possible for the sugar daddy, hence being able to take long breaks in between one night stands.
Do you see that girl over there? I bet she's a slozer! She always has time on her hands, and always has money.
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Slower than guns 

Since retirement, the Gunny was staying by a bottle and fading slower than guns.
Slower than guns by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016
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wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput! 

The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*

Miss sloper 

A women who has a new scooter and wants to be an eshay but in fact she cant spell. But Miss sloper r u wanting to be an eshay. SAVAGE SLOPER IS COMING FOR U
Miss Sloper The eshay with her scooter
Miss sloper by YEh Bah September 24, 2020

Slower Dauphin

Slower Dauphin is another word for Lower Dauphin High School in Hummelstown, PA. It is the worst school anyone could possibly go to. there's always some kind of disgustingness going on there. whether it be people having sex in the bathroom, drug busts, or just plain stupidity. When people say they are going to fight someone they don't. People think they're tough shit because they can say someone about them over facebook or twitter. Teachers give you detentions for no reason. The principals don't know what's going on in the school. The football team is horrible and haven't won since... well ever. The cookies are only cooked for about 5 minutes giving you terminal illness. The nurses wouldn't send you home if your arm was falling off. And the teachers tend to "lose" homework even though you handed it in causing you to get a zero for the assignment.
*In a job interview*

Interviewer: So where did you go to school?

Joe: I attended lower dauphin

Interviewer: Oh, slower dauphin! That school sucks ass! No way in hell you're getting a job here.

slower lower delaware 

Any area of Delaware below the C&D Canal. Generally known for it's more Southern and thus slower way of life. Much of slower lower Delaware is rural.
Slower lower Delaware is worlds apart from Northern Delaware.
slower lower delaware by wkugs August 28, 2005
A word used to discriminate against short light skin boys with curly hair.
"Hey look its the soozer!"

"Get that fucking soozer out of here!"
Soozer by evxnkndy June 21, 2021