sloxm 

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Sloxm sucks

sloxm by Yoloswegqueen September 29, 2013

Slowmie

These are your homies that are a bit slower, as far as walking speed or getting to places quickly. They’re always distracted by every little thing and it slows them down. Could be your mom, a young toddler, or just that homie that does not walk with a purpose.

We were at Disney World and at first I was a little annoyed with my slowmies really holdin’ me back but then one of the park workers recognized what was up and let us cut to the front of the line, boom. Slowmie advantage.

Bro, you stop for every shiny squirrel and walk slower than molasses. Put some pep in your step, slowmie!

What’s up, slowmie? You ready to just stroll, daze and do your thing? DYSAB.

Slowmie by WordMasterPhlex September 17, 2019

Slormp 

When you take a mighty slurp. Deviation of slurp, sip, suck, etc etc, in a doggo language (cronch, lorge etc etc).

Usually used in a joking manner/sarcastic way to insinuate that you are going slurp something inedible.

Jacob: I heard cup of noodles gives you cancer.

Junior: (sticking a fork in a cup of noodles) Slormp!

Slormp by Verycarefully June 13, 2017

sloxy 

the rng god of counter strike, the verticaly suspended absolute unit, the chips making machine, and certainly a man not to be trifled with.

"beckett fuck you what the fuck like" - rng master

"best frags in the community by far" - frost

"when you become big man in the community please don't forget me <3 " - social

that stuck spot is insane tho sloxy u wild

sloxy is the god of rng

sloxy by 9th October 22, 2018

Slommy 

There’s no clear meaning behind what Slommy actually means and i would say that it is something that’s out of this world. People would say that it means Salami but for me it’s more than that. Slommy helps me get out of bed in the morning. Whenever I’m sad I just think about slommy and instants happiness fills me up. I love slommy and so should you. The world needs more Slommy

“What do you wanna eat today?”

—silence—
“Slommy yes no beans”

Slommy by slommyinmyheart April 24, 2020

Slorm 

To casually drape yourself over someone or something in a relaxed manner

Chrissie was tired and slormed all over Matthew

Slorm by Blurtle July 24, 2016

Sloomba 

A female who will purposely go for older men;
The opposite of a cougar
Can also be referred to as a pee sack

Margo: Marissa I can't believe you are dating a twenty four year old when you are only 16!

Marissa: yeah.. I guess I will forever be a sloomba.. a pee sack.

Margo: you got that right!

Sloomba by missyhorse4 October 25, 2011