Slow'Moeing

The act of not being able to to achieve a complete errection even in the presence of open and willing vagina.

Jason was slow'Moeing when the woman allowed him to beat his penis on her body.

by Terry Goodman ( NT ) December 9, 2008

slow moving buffalo

A chick that nobody hits on at a bar or a club and ends up lingering around the bar at 2:15am while security is asking you to finish your drinks and leave.

Carlos was hitting on a slow moving buffalo while Sergio was paying for valet parking

by marionetos May 31, 2010

Slow moving glacier

When you pull out and blow your load right at the top of her arse crack and slowly watch its work it’s way down. Like a slow moving glacier.

I went hard at her doggy before pulling out and creating a slow moving glacier

by KiwiJK November 8, 2017