slowgun

An advertising-saying dat you would definitely NOT want to broadcastingly "advertise" if you had any wild-west-gunslinger enemies who might wanna duel with you.

I try to never go to establishments where people partake of alcohol and/or gambling, and I diligently keep a low profile and avoid interpersonal conflict, so hopefully I won't hafta worry about any slowguns dat others might make about me.

by QuacksO May 28, 2022

Slowgan

A name for a kid named Logan who also happens to be extremely slow

Guy named Logan: I got 11 minutes on the mile run

Other guy: that's because your a slowgan

by Yo what's up? August 15, 2017

slowrun

Completing a game with the intent of having the slowest possible time, often in competition with other slowrunners to have the best, slowest time. Many slowruns last several hours, days, or even weeks. Slowruns are often viewed as videos or demos.

Hey, have you beaten Myst yet?

No, I've been recording my slowrun since 1994.

by Speed Racer Jackson May 11, 2008

Slotgun

A claim used by a male to express their priority of sexual intercourse with a specific female target. Similar to the term 'shotgun' for use with automobiles, with all formal shotgun rules in effect.

Slotgun, as in "Dude, check out that hot ch--" "Slotgun!" "Challenge!"

by LeSwix April 29, 2011

SlowRun

A slowrun is a run where you try to beat the game in slowest amount of time given

Mario 64, day 56 haven't reached the Time limit for this slowrun, if i pass that limit this will all for nothing, wish me luck.

by Sp00ni September 23, 2017

Italian ShowGun

A.k.a The Italian End of Day Report, The Italian Showdown

When You enter your boss's office, while looking him dead in the eye whip out your dick and yell: GUARDA!!!...GUUARR-DA!!! ( Guarda=Look) as you slap your cock on his desk over and over with sufficient force to leave an oil mark.

Ex.

(Joe): Heyyaa...this work you did is shit...you got 30 min and I want it done on my desk...Go.
(1 Hour & 34 min Later)
(Massi): Hey Joe....Guarda...GUARDA!!!!
(Joe): :|....I think I just got Italian Showguned

by Numba1 February 5, 2014

Slowrunning

the act of speedrunning, but with human capabilities instead of inhuman.

"damn you're good at speedrunning"
"you mean slowrunning?"
"what"

by Sossololpipi February 26, 2021