Slowen is the ideal mascot for a pint of Stella with a bulldog image on the glass. He speaks his mind even though there’s not much going on up there and dribbles more than saville In a nursery .
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Get the slowen mug.by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016
Get the Slower than guns mug.We almost won the game 2-0, but we got ligar-slowed in the last few second so the final score was 2-3.
by dragonkid220 June 4, 2017
Get the Ligar-slowed mug.When your dog pins you down, and your dad gives you a hickey. Named after the famous Neil Slownski hickey on his neck.
Goddamnit i was sucking my dogs fat chode when my dog pinned me down and my dad tried getting in on the action. then bam i got dirty slowinski'd.
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Get the Dirty Slowinski mug.Slower Dauphin is another word for Lower Dauphin High School in Hummelstown, PA. It is the worst school anyone could possibly go to. there's always some kind of disgustingness going on there. whether it be people having sex in the bathroom, drug busts, or just plain stupidity. When people say they are going to fight someone they don't. People think they're tough shit because they can say someone about them over facebook or twitter. Teachers give you detentions for no reason. The principals don't know what's going on in the school. The football team is horrible and haven't won since... well ever. The cookies are only cooked for about 5 minutes giving you terminal illness. The nurses wouldn't send you home if your arm was falling off. And the teachers tend to "lose" homework even though you handed it in causing you to get a zero for the assignment.
*In a job interview*
Interviewer: So where did you go to school?
Joe: I attended lower dauphin
Interviewer: Oh, slower dauphin! That school sucks ass! No way in hell you're getting a job here.
Interviewer: So where did you go to school?
Joe: I attended lower dauphin
Interviewer: Oh, slower dauphin! That school sucks ass! No way in hell you're getting a job here.
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Get the Slower Dauphin mug.Any area of Delaware below the C&D Canal. Generally known for it's more Southern and thus slower way of life. Much of slower lower Delaware is rural.
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