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Slower than guns 

Military slang for making bad lifestyle choices.
Since retirement, the Gunny was staying by a bottle and fading slower than guns.
Slower than guns by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016
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Ligar-slowed 

When a person or team is about to sweep their opponent, then the opponent preforms a reverse sweep.
We almost won the game 2-0, but we got ligar-slowed in the last few second so the final score was 2-3.
Ligar-slowed by dragonkid220 June 4, 2017

Dirty Slowinski 

When your dog pins you down, and your dad gives you a hickey. Named after the famous Neil Slownski hickey on his neck.
Goddamnit i was sucking my dogs fat chode when my dog pinned me down and my dad tried getting in on the action. then bam i got dirty slowinski'd.

Slower Dauphin

Slower Dauphin is another word for Lower Dauphin High School in Hummelstown, PA. It is the worst school anyone could possibly go to. there's always some kind of disgustingness going on there. whether it be people having sex in the bathroom, drug busts, or just plain stupidity. When people say they are going to fight someone they don't. People think they're tough shit because they can say someone about them over facebook or twitter. Teachers give you detentions for no reason. The principals don't know what's going on in the school. The football team is horrible and haven't won since... well ever. The cookies are only cooked for about 5 minutes giving you terminal illness. The nurses wouldn't send you home if your arm was falling off. And the teachers tend to "lose" homework even though you handed it in causing you to get a zero for the assignment.
*In a job interview*

Interviewer: So where did you go to school?

Joe: I attended lower dauphin

Interviewer: Oh, slower dauphin! That school sucks ass! No way in hell you're getting a job here.

slower lower delaware 

Any area of Delaware below the C&D Canal. Generally known for it's more Southern and thus slower way of life. Much of slower lower Delaware is rural.
Slower lower Delaware is worlds apart from Northern Delaware.
slower lower delaware by wkugs August 28, 2005
Look how smart and good-looking this Slovenian is!
slovenian by slovenac August 27, 2003