slouster

to kiss in a slobbery way.

I kissed her in a slobbery way, it was a slouster.

slouster by Creamcookie;) April 26, 2014

Red Slobster 

The act of rapidly masturbating, causing your shaft to turn red; then jizzing on your hand and lubricating your whole shaft with all the jizz, let it marinate in the jizz for awhile, then acquire your target, most likely an asian hooker, then slap her with your red slobster of justice. Be careful, a counter attack created by asian hookers has just been released, further information is not known. Do not perform this attack on black people of any kind.

Ex.1

50 Year old pedophile used Red Slobster attack!
8 Year old asian boy used barrier shield!
The barrier shield failed!
Red Slobster is super effective!
8 year old asian boy fainted!
50 year old pedophile wins!

Ex. 2

Abusive Black Man: Eh, Nigga did you just red slobsta mah lil' mama? Please tell me it was legit!

Random: Nah Dawg, dat aint me.

Abusive Black Man: Ah, okay nigga peace.

Red Slobster by Slice Of Russia July 29, 2009

slobster

n.

1. The most expensive thing on the menu, ostentatiously ordered for its price alone, derived from the combination of the words "steak" and "lobster."
2. One who orders such a thing when taken out.
3. One who brings a date to a restaurant or lounge where such things are routinely ordered.

1. Man, that girl with the big ass fake titties over totally just ordered the slobster.
2. Man, that slobster hosed me. She ordered the filet mignon and a 50-year-old scotch then went to the bar with someone else.
3. Look at all the fugging slobsters in that sushi lounge.

slobster by andersonvillain November 11, 2009

Slopster 

A person who drinks Red Passion Alize and then proceeds to hook-up with whatever has at least two legs and two breasts. On second thought, anything that moves.

"Look at that long haired grease ball being a slopster with that girl, wait a minute, is that a man/monster???"

Slopster by Ichi the Killer March 27, 2004

Red Slobster 

A red-faced drunkard. One who is sloppy. Who's actions can't be controlled nor remembered.

Jeff is the Red Slobster tonight.

Red Slobster by Bigzezee April 21, 2011

Sluster

A cluster of sluts.

-I passed a sluster by west madison under the L...
-Wait you mean the prostitutes? They're not sluts per say, just prostitutes.
-Well they're prostitute...
-Homie, they're just tryna get by with what they have, that don't mean they're sluts.

-Aight ain't no sluster, I get it. I'll tryna be more considerate about sex workers next time. Thanks for keeping me in check man.
-No problem dog.
*homie hug*

Sluster by WestSideTones October 11, 2020

Slopster 

A Slopster is a disgusting creature or group of creatures usually found at bars trying to look hot. They could be overweight, hairy, covered in acne, or just plain ugly.

Damn I was so drunk last night I brought home a slopster.

Slopster by Slopsters.com August 9, 2009