slousherton

A person that has a lot of issues, but is a little cool to be around. A slousherton is typically a weird teenager with some sort of friends. Slousherton's play volleyball, but can't exceed a height of 5'5 1/2. The Slousherton can run at a maximum speed of 6 mph, but can only keep that speed up for 5 seconds while Naruto running. The Slousherton will be the new version of Florida man.

Person 1: Dude look at that Slousherton in her natural habitat.

*Looks at it menacingly and starts to beat it before it can do any damage.*

by Slousherton1989 September 6, 2021