"Slotting" refers to the phenomenon where a professional athlete or gamer experiences a sudden and inexplicable loss of all skill, often without any apparent cause. The term originates from the abbreviation "SLOT," which stands for "Sudden Loss of Talent" a phrase that was originally used by Ralf Schumacher.
Player 1: "What the fuck are you doing man, those shots should have landed!!"
Player 2: "Sorry man im slotting hard"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.