Slorge

The opposite of a chode. In other words a really skinny dick.

"Dude I have a chode"
"Dude I can wrap my slorge around your chode!"
"Sweet!"

by Jedi318 August 22, 2009

slorge

Noun, Someone who eats all the good stuff in the fridge, buffet table, party etc.

Verb, to eat all of something in a rude and rapid way.

Hey, did you see Mike slorge all of the pizza?

Oh Mike, what a slorge you are.

by a mom of 2 dogs April 7, 2006

slore

when someone is such a slut and a whore you combine them because they're such an unbearable hoebag

damn it sally you're such a slore

by yourrrrrrmom June 28, 2017

Slorg

Definition 1: n, Slut Whore Bag

Definition 2: v, to perform acts of a slorg nature

slorg, slorging, slorglike

What are you doing in my bed, stop acting like a slorg!

Dumb slorgs spilled Jack all over my pants!

by watchful protector October 30, 2011

Slorgan

Arbitrary conversation filler which is factually inaccurate.

I've heard enough slorgan out of your mouth today.

by Ranchgirls December 22, 2020

Slarge

A measure of wine.

When the bartender asks your lady friend if she would like a small or large wine, with good intentions she starts to order a small.
But due to being a borderline alcoholic she can't resist but change it to a large.

gentleman "a pint for me and a dry white wine for the lady please"

bartender "small or large miss?"

lady friend "I'll have a Sss... slarge please"

gentleman under his breath "bloody lush"

by lord tulli June 8, 2013

plastic sorgery

Plastic surgery that requires a form of sorcery to be successful. Said to be particularly helpful for individuals who's face is seen on TV, such as David Pakman, the host of The David Pakman show, who was asked by a caller to get some plastic sorgery to fix his face, in order to convince the caller to watch the show more.

David Pakman could use some plastic sorgery to fix his face. I would watch The David Pakman show on YouTube more if he did.

by hugo94612 December 17, 2019