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The opposite of a chode. In other words a really skinny dick.
"Dude I have a chode"
"Dude I can wrap my slorge around your chode!"
"Sweet!"
Slorge by Jedi318 August 22, 2009
Words you can keep
Noun, Someone who eats all the good stuff in the fridge, buffet table, party etc.

Verb, to eat all of something in a rude and rapid way.
Hey, did you see Mike slorge all of the pizza?

Oh Mike, what a slorge you are.
slorge by a mom of 2 dogs April 7, 2006
Related Words
slorge slore slogger Slorebag slorjes slurge Snorge slodge Slorgy slarge
when someone is such a slut and a whore you combine them because they're such an unbearable hoebag
damn it sally you're such a slore
slore by yourrrrrrmom June 28, 2017
Definition 1: n, Slut Whore Bag

Definition 2: v, to perform acts of a slorg nature

slorg, slorging, slorglike
What are you doing in my bed, stop acting like a slorg!

Dumb slorgs spilled Jack all over my pants!
Slorg by watchful protector October 30, 2011
Arbitrary conversation filler which is factually inaccurate.
I've heard enough slorgan out of your mouth today.
Slorgan by Ranchgirls December 22, 2020
A measure of wine.

When the bartender asks your lady friend if she would like a small or large wine, with good intentions she starts to order a small.
But due to being a borderline alcoholic she can't resist but change it to a large.
gentleman "a pint for me and a dry white wine for the lady please"

bartender "small or large miss?"

lady friend "I'll have a Sss... slarge please"

gentleman under his breath "bloody lush"
Slarge by lord tulli June 8, 2013

plastic sorgery

Plastic surgery that requires a form of sorcery to be successful. Said to be particularly helpful for individuals who's face is seen on TV, such as David Pakman, the host of The David Pakman show, who was asked by a caller to get some plastic sorgery to fix his face, in order to convince the caller to watch the show more.
David Pakman could use some plastic sorgery to fix his face. I would watch The David Pakman show on YouTube more if he did.
plastic sorgery by hugo94612 December 17, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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