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sloptician

A sloptician is an optician that is past the newness phase of their voyage into the world of optical yet still messes things up all the time.
I can't believe Rita fucked up a seg height AGAIN! What a sloptician.
by Killerrabbit121 February 19, 2020
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Yer bird a sloptician
by TheBigGibba February 8, 2026
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Sloptical illusion

When observing a female, thought to be an 8 at the time, but in reality, a 3 is pushing it;

Losing track of time and hygiene and surrounding yourself with a whole lot of grease
"Man, is that girl hot? Or am i just having another sloptical illusion?"

"This house is one big sloptical illusion"
by Odiz January 30, 2010
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