sloptician

A sloptician is an optician that is past the newness phase of their voyage into the world of optical yet still messes things up all the time.

I can't believe Rita fucked up a seg height AGAIN! What a sloptician.

sloptician by Killerrabbit121 February 19, 2020

Sloptician

Slops specialist

Yer bird a sloptician

Sloptician by TheBigGibba February 8, 2026

Sloptical illusion

When observing a female, thought to be an 8 at the time, but in reality, a 3 is pushing it;

Losing track of time and hygiene and surrounding yourself with a whole lot of grease

"Man, is that girl hot? Or am i just having another sloptical illusion?"

"This house is one big sloptical illusion"

Sloptical illusion by Odiz January 30, 2010