Sloppy Sandwich

This can only occur when the woman partner is heavily engaged in a sickness of diarrhea, and a man inserts his penis into the anal cavity using a lettuce covering. The woman then proceeds to squeeze out any fecal matter she might be able to. She finalizes the transaction by sucking the dick until the penis is clean. Saving the lettuce for last

Dusty enjoys a sloppy sandwich from a guy rather than a girl.

Sloppy Sandwich by Ryan Sanchez January 28, 2006

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sloppy sandwich

1.)When a girl jacks a guy off with a peanut butter & Jelly sandwich.

Omg, my girlfriend gave me the best sloppy sandwich last night. I loved it.

sloppy sandwich by sam i am not 1 3 September 9, 2010

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Sloppy Sandwich

When you lowkey want to bang ur best friends ex

Sarah really wants to see Jake tonight. But her bff Kelly just saw him last week. Sarah is serving a sloppy sandwich

Sloppy Sandwich by Poopfartlol May 9, 2025

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Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich

noun — A mythical culinary catastrophe said to occur when the digestive aftermath of a man's spicy curry collides with a woman's cleavage in a moment of chaotic intimacy. Often followed by vigorous chest percussion, known in folklore as “motorboating.” Not recommended by any major food safety authority.

"After Raj's third helping of butter chicken, he gave his girlfriend an Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich"

Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich by DonBear October 22, 2025

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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