sloppy cobbler 

When you're getting head and it feels so good that you fart but you shit a little bit. You shart.

Bro-heim-instein, Laquisha was giving me such hella dome the other night, that I surprised her with a bit of a sloppy cobbler.

sloppy cobbler by Richard Chieze December 11, 2010

sloppy cobler 

When you shit your pants.

"Oops! I just cooked up a Sloppy Cobler! Good thing I got my Shart Survival Kit!"

sloppy cobler by Derry Doberman July 28, 2025