sloppy bear

a gay man who has a muffin top and is very hairy (Bob's Burger reference)

I have a friend that will like you he's in to sloppy bears (Bob's Burgers)

by mustbedamoney January 26, 2014

Sloppy Bear Claw

1. When you give a successfull under the pants handjob and you’re hand is covered in sticky Sperm and lint from the pants.

2 The aftermath of an UTPHJ.

Sarah gave me a UTPHJ and then Pulled put her Sloppy Bear Claw and slapped me in the face.

by Sloppy Bear May 10, 2019

Sloppy Beartrap

(n) A not-so-pleasent sub-genre of head in which the one who is giving head is excessively sloppy and has rather sharp teeth like a beartrap.

Guy 1: I hear Rachel gave you some head, is this true?

Guy 2: I would hardly consider it head. It was def a sloppy beartrap.

by D Parently April 6, 2010