sloppy bear

a gay man who has a muffin top and is very hairy (Bob's Burger reference)

I have a friend that will like you he's in to sloppy bears (Bob's Burgers)

by mustbedamoney January 26, 2014

Sloppy Bear Claw

1. When you give a successfull under the pants handjob and you’re hand is covered in sticky Sperm and lint from the pants.

2 The aftermath of an UTPHJ.

Sarah gave me a UTPHJ and then Pulled put her Sloppy Bear Claw and slapped me in the face.

by Sloppy Bear May 10, 2019