sloppy john
When your chick puts a gob of rubbing vasoline in her mouth and then slobbers it all over your dick. She then proceeds to give you a nasty handjob.
sloppy john by NotoriousK30304 December 11, 2013
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sloppy john
She came back to my place afterwards, but we didn't even fuck—all I got was a sloppy john and an Indian burn.
sloppy john by IHaveNothingCleverToSay January 25, 2018
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