slopp cunt

Slopp Cunt is the act of acting like a total drunken total whore

When Jordan drinks She acts like a slopp cunt whore around all the guys

by Jack Davidson March 8, 2015

sloppy cunt

Insult for one who fails miserably due to unpreparedness, incompetence, or laziness. Used widely in England.

I said TWO sugars vicar, not one! You sloppy cunt!

by Teddy Hancock August 2, 2008

Sloppy Cunt Punch

The act of licking ones fist, and punching someone so hard in the anus, that they become impregnated.

The actual method of conception used in the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Junior. It wasn't mentioned much in the film.

The name is somewhat misleading, as it refers to punching someone in the rectum, not the vagina.

Gary: Derp di derp di derp di derp
Martyn: Don't make me Sloppy Cunt Punch you.

Danny DeVito: Hold Still. BAM!
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh I feel the baby, the baby!
(deep voice)
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh SHIT! Richter!!!!!

by Markla January 10, 2008

sloppy cunt

The female sexual organ whether excessively lubricated or filled with the detritus of a previous ejaculation during sequential intercourse; a wet vagina.

"I hate going to a whorehouse and banging away at some sloppy cunt," said Ranger Rick.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 27, 2006

sloppy cunt

A drinking game invented by Australian university students in the '90s. The loser of each round has to give their best two cards to the winner as well as skull a drink (by preference a pint of beer). The loser is dubbed the Sloppy Cunt until they stop losing rounds whereby the new loser is the Sloppy Cunt. This continues until everyone is munted.

"I just wanted to play cards, but I fucked up and became the Sloppy Cunt."

by SuperSloppy September 11, 2013

cunt slop

liquid from the vagina consisting of period blood, skin flakes, scabs, ass grizzle that formed on the cooch, pubic shavings, tampon remnants, part of a dead fetus, cum crust, a tooth, herpes juice, a tar-like substance formed by not douching, a used condom, mold spores, and pus that leaked out of vaginal warts that resemble the orcs from lord of the rings. cunt slop has a sour smell and gritty texture, the smell is compareable to dog farts mixed with warheads candy, cat litter, death, dirty diapers, burnt hair and rotten lemons. cunt slop has a rancid taste that resembles the anus of a vulture and dinosaur puke and is usually a thick black in color or a dark reddish brown

The squoolz soup looks like your moms cunt slop

by The Black Panther 69 January 12, 2010

cunt slop

1. rhinoceros crap
2. a prostitutes dirty vaginal region

1. 'did you see that HUGE pile of cunt slop?!'
2. 'oh man, that hookers' cunt slop was tasty'

by alex/colin April 30, 2007