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A dumb, retarded ass version of wojak. An example of a Slojak would be dan
"Water is an essential part of a submarine."
"shut up ya Slojak"
Slojak by kung poo in the loo October 3, 2018
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The result of being hit so hard that one's jaw is unable to recover properly, causing slurred speech.
Dannng! He snuck dude so hard that he got slopjaw!
slopjaw by See Gee Tee July 31, 2010

Slopjah tunic 

The activity of one stuffing as many shirts as one can into there asshole and ripping the bundle out halfway at a high speed so the anus prolapses and a bit shirt shirt is left hanging out,which then you force a homeless individual to pull the shirt out of the prolapsed anus with their teeth.
Bro,I heard John ditched church last Sunday to go slopjah tunic down the street.
Slopjah tunic by OnJah223 November 27, 2024