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A dumb, retarded ass version of wojak. An example of a Slojak would be dan
"Water is an essential part of a submarine."
"shut up ya Slojak"
Slojak by kung poo in the loo October 3, 2018
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The result of being hit so hard that one's jaw is unable to recover properly, causing slurred speech.
Dannng! He snuck dude so hard that he got slopjaw!
slopjaw by See Gee Tee July 31, 2010

Slopjah tunic 

The activity of one stuffing as many shirts as one can into there asshole and ripping the bundle out halfway at a high speed so the anus prolapses and a bit shirt shirt is left hanging out,which then you force a homeless individual to pull the shirt out of the prolapsed anus with their teeth.
Bro,I heard John ditched church last Sunday to go slopjah tunic down the street.
Slopjah tunic by OnJah223 November 27, 2024

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026