slopalopagus 

Somebody who dresses really sloppy. They frequently wear stained shirts, dirty shoes, and don’t brush their hair. They also have a messy house and car.

Secondary Meaning

A fictitious monster that fits the above description.

Jonathan always is a mess. He is a borderline slopalopagus.

slopalopagus by capycatt June 17, 2024

Sopalophagus 

Snuffalufagus' cousin. Has a nose with the resemblance of a penis. Likes saxamaphones and long walks on the beach. Quite the douche bag.
Baba Ganoush!!!!!!!!!!

Why did sopalophagus die out?
Because you touch yourself at night!

Sopalophagus by Baba Ganoush November 27, 2003

Schlopalopagus

When a man’s penis swings below his kneecaps on soft

Wow, did you see his schlopalopagus hanging in them sweatpants!

Schlopalopagus by MetallicTitan February 27, 2022