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monster shlong 

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(noun).
a large penis extending horizontally outward from the body for an abnormally long distance.
Sarah: my monster shlong is so big it could knight someone.
Carol: well my monster shlong is so big it could besiege a castle.
monster shlong by sarah and Carol December 31, 2020
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monster shlong 

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When your penis is extremely enormous soft
Dang my man jimmy has a monster shlong!!!
monster shlong by Masturbationmaster69 November 6, 2017
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Monster Shlong 

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The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick
Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong
Monster Shlong by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021
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Monster Shlong 

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The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick
Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong
Monster Shlong by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021
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Stinky Bobby

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When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
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chud run

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A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
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