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outrageously drunk
"lick you like a lizard when I'm slizert"
slizert by jackie-o December 10, 2002
Words you can keep
When a girl is just a down right whore/slut. She usually loves white guys then goes to blacks next then wherever and whoever next.

Or you could use Sliz which is equally awesome
Josh: "Chelsea is such a Slizernut she was with Tom last night then she was with Jerome tonight and tomorrow its probably gonna be that asian kid on the 4th floor"
Jerry " What dude!! im dating Chelsea"
Josh "Dude your girl is a Sliz"
Slizernut by Ricky Utopia May 28, 2010

Slizered 

to get drunk and high and the same time.
i was halla slizered yesterday.
Slizered by mattmcclune May 17, 2007

Shizertown 

A place where you want to have sexual intercourse with someone
"Damn I took that bitch to Shizertown!"
Shizertown by Ad vin cula October 15, 2021

Slizered 

To get wasted out of your fucking mind, getting wasted more than the guys from the hangover
Dude i got so slizered last night, i cant remember a fuckin thing
Slizered by UrbanDictionaryGuy583 September 18, 2010
A Big fat gay.
A big fat gay, typically one who uses IRC.
Slizer by Kueller November 23, 2003
someone who acts as if they've got a large round object rammed up thier arse
dude, this dude is a slizer
this slizer is no dude, dude
Slizer by zeriod November 30, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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