slitsickle

A girl with a large crack thAt sucks good cock

I can't call my wife a slut so I call her a slitsickle.

by Ryajerk May 19, 2017

slutsicle

A girl who insists on wering next-to-nothing on the coldest day of the year.

M: Did you see that SLUTSICLE in the denim mini and tank-top?
J: Yea, could she wear any less???

by Bandages16 June 12, 2007

Slidfickle

A euphemism for masturbation with lubrication.

Friend 1: Dude, I just found my dad's old porn magazines
Friend 2: Oh yeah?
Friend 1: I bought some lube and had the greatest slidfickle ever.

by enitnelavllij October 22, 2009

Shitpickle

1. Used as a common phrase for a negative situation.

2. A guest on the webshow "The Angry Nintendo Nerd", starring in the episode "Master Chu And The Drunkard Hu"

1. D'aww shitpickles! This sucks!

by Kaege October 5, 2007

ShitStickler

When you launch a disgusting batch of dung with so much anal force that the clump sticks to the side of the bowl.

"Goddamn I just shit so hard the clump stuck to the bowl! Now that's ShitStickler if I ever seen one!"

by Fasteddie666 April 19, 2021

Shitsicle

When one defacates outside during the winter and the fecal matter freezes to their anus like an icicle.

I went out side an took a dump, but it froze to my ass as a shitsicle!

by Sir Banacheck September 24, 2006

Shitsickles

If you use an outhouse at your camp in the middle of winter, and you were drunk as fuck, you take a shit and because your shit is liquid, it freezes and hangs off the hairs on on your ass. Thus making it look like icesickles.

Man I was drunk as fuck out at camp this weekend, I woke up and needed to take a shit. It was so cold outside that when I took a shit in the outhouse, my shit froze and I had shitsickles hanging off my ass like icesickles on a roof!

by G. Wizzard June 30, 2006