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1. (n) The tip of your penis
1. (n) After jerking off my slimph was irritating me.
slimph by maxndsam doolittle August 19, 2007
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An endangered aquatic creature who is adorable and sneaky. Typically found in creeks and rivers. When no one is watching, he likes to float to the top of the water and lay out his six legs.
Tom: “woah what touched my leg?”
Jim: “that my friend, was a slimpie.”
Slimpie by botegaveneta July 4, 2022
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Simphiwe 

A good loving person, beautiful and very sweet. They never let anything get in there way and they are very short tempered yet know how to control it. I must say you'd really be lucky to get a Simphiwe in your life
"That Simphiwe chick is for keeps"
Simphiwe by Keeyahna November 23, 2021

Simphiwe 

Having the spirit of joyfulness and humility
They are usually fun to be around, known as the ambitious shy people. Funny if comfortable around you but don't test their patience from time to time
Also a synonym of Awesome, Legendary etc
For you to be this legendary is so "Simphiwe"
Simphiwe by Phiwe November 22, 2021
utter relaxation, usually occurring in the days following the hangover from a big session.
not caring about thing
slumohy snacks, slumphy films, slumphy in n out of sleep
what you up to goobs?
not a lot mate, just slumphing

its better to have slumphed n lost than to have never slumphed at all
slumph by mickeybubble July 15, 2011

Simphony 

A group of simps. Typically consisting of friends or individuals who are all simps.
Little johnny and his friends play with a female gamer who isn't particularly good at the game, but they make her feel like shes a champion. Power of the simphony.

It's a fucking simphony in here.

This girls stream chat is a literal simphony.
Simphony by Pollozz July 8, 2020

Simphülory 

The art of stating the obvious, incorrectly
This project plan is loaded with Simphülory
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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