slime butt

run out of toilet paper prior to completing the wipe after laying a steaming shit.

lool how he's walking funny. Must have a case of slime butt.

by cmooresickness April 20, 2004

Slimy Butt

Slimy Butt is when you can definately feel some moisture collecting in the butt crack, more specifically concentrated around the anus. Slimy Butt is most often caused by a poor job of wiping the butt after a poop. Slimy Butt often leads to Itchy Anus if not attended to.

Johnny-Boy: Aaahhh man, i had such a bad case of slimy butt i had to go wipe myself clean.

Todd: Good work Johnny-Boy, do you feel any better?

Johnny-Boy: You bet! I can finally walk around without an odd sensation in my crack.

by Androu March 11, 2008

slimey butt cheeks

slimey butt cheeks is the most hottest person in the world i want to fukin have sex with her

slimey butt cheeks are amazing

by bereel December 6, 2012

Butt-slice

To take the edge of your hand and proceed to swipe it like a credit card in the ass crack of an unsuspecting victim

He got butt-sliced so hard it lifted his feet off the ground.

by AOKist September 20, 2005

butt slice

the fine use of martial arts to strategically place a knife edge hand swipe as far up someones ass as possible

I was going up the stairs and Dan Bob butt sliced me so hard I could taste my underwear.

by Palokuku August 25, 2008

Butt-slice

An individual who fails to even fulfill the qualifications of asshole, is demoted and characterized by this term.

That guy is freakin' butt-slice.

by TOM November 17, 2004

Muddy Butt Slimes

The worst possible boul movement of your life, it’s the worst of the worst, hell if it was a shit, your sliding around on the toilet trying to keep traction but all of the feces beneath your ass is keeping you from staying on the seat, your yet to know what happens next, so you accept your fate.

Yo bro that Taco Bell gave me the worst muddy butt slimes of my life.

by LIMINALGINGER May 6, 2024