Slefish

Means "To be cool in a manner of which you don't know you are"

Johney was being slefish around the girls

by Jaye Barnes December 26, 2008

Selfishing

Self-ish-ing: Occurs in the social networking world. An act of calling attention to one's self by posting a vague comment that entices people to ask you to elaborate.

It's a selfish post intended to fish for attention.

These are examples of selfishing posts:

1) "Man you wouldn't believe what just happened to me!"
2) "Oh my God. I can't believe this. Please send prayers..."
3) "Gee, I can't believe that someone would hurt someone like that"

by MaxieD May 12, 2011

selfish selfie

when a celebrity takes a nude selfie and won't let us look at it

I wish Jennifer Lawrence would quit taking those selfish selfies

by henro50 September 13, 2014

slepfish

A man typically of African descent, who's sleep pattern is very strange. A slepfish tends to show a strange attraction towards Old folk, Poultry, and Fantasy card games. their known to be mostly active throughout the night, plotting and conniving their next deck. Slepfish tend to be very condescending and hypocritical with their insults for the most part. However when the slepfish goes through his Hydamorphizes process during the day, they are know to be a very funny and kindhearted fellow.

Darnell is such a slepfish, i saw him creeping on some hens the other day.

by TruthGiver December 28, 2014

Selfish Top

A top who makes sure he is pleased and only cares if he cums without getting the bottom off

Girl I slept with this guy last night and I spent all night giving him head and letting him top me until he came but then he just got up and left without doing shit for me. Fuck selfish tops

by QueenOfQueers August 30, 2016

Selfish Shellfish

Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.

Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.

by YapmelkXela October 14, 2009

Selfish Facebooker

Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on

Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !

by magic worder August 25, 2011