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sleep whore 

A person who sleeps way too much, or sleeps in too late.
(i.e.: 3 P.M.)
Hey, John. How are you?
What the f*** man? You woke me up!
Honestly, John, you're such a sleep whore. It's 3 P.M.!
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sleep whore 

The physical embodyment of that which is "sleep". It can be referred to as either gender.

So many people go to sleep (visit the sleep whore) every day and its free. So not only do about 6 billion people visit the sleep whore every day, but the sleep whore is cheap too.

Sleep is a whore.
"Im very tired... Im gonna make a good old visit to the sleep whore. goodnight friend!"
sleep whore by The fiddlin' sailor October 23, 2009

sleep whore 

one who whores themself to sleep
You, sir, are a sleep whore.
sleep whore by Jimminy Cricket November 1, 2004

sleez whore 

A slutty bitch who goes around looking for big dicks and wants them in any hole of her body
Look at that sleez whore, she fucked me last night and now is going for him.
sleez whore by Sleez whore March 4, 2015

Don't shit where you sleep 

Don't mess things up where you live or work
My friend was acting ungrateful to his roommate and I said don't shit where you sleep dude

whore in sheep's clothing

a girl who seems nice and conservative, but in reality is a slut
"I got herpes."
"What!? I thought you said you met that chick from church!"
"Yeah, she turned out to be a real whore in sheep's clothing."

don’t shit where you sleep 

A saying that basically means, don’t fuck up in a place you have to be around, examples include school, work or your home
“That guy sold dope out of his mom’s house and his parents called the cops on him. I guess this is a reminder, don’t shit where you sleep at.”
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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